Don't get me a pube trimmer dude because your mom ...

2009-12-08T20:30:14.663-08:00

Don't get me a pube trimmer dude because your mom likes to shave it herself. What?

Brandon is really good but let's face it, he's not as talented as Kobe, LeBron, or D-Wade. If that wasn't the case, then why is he doing commercials for shoe pad places in Tualatin while those guys are all over the Nike ads?

Rudy had some good moments last season but is he even a consistent starter? Come on.

Pryz is an excellent back up and could even start but what he done in all his years here? Look, I'm not going to say that his locker room hand jobs are not without purpose but the guy simply needs to contribute some sort of statistic, be it points, rebounds, or blocks.

Bayless is a little bitch. I haven't seen a guy as useless as this since seeing a paramedic at a donkey show.

I hope you enjoy the Tiffany's friendship bracelet I got you for Guy Hanukkah this year.

Now that Greg Oden is done injuring all his knees ...

2009-12-08T11:28:13.681-08:00

Now that Greg Oden is done injuring all his knees he should be good to go in the coming season with his two robot knees. It's not like he has a third knee to injure, right? Right!

Brandon Roy is our superstar player, without the superstar attitude. Kobe, Shaq, and LeBron are dicks. We don't need their shit.

I think we have a very good bench.

Rudy Fernandez is THE SHIT! Who cares if he's here to deal ecstasy?

Pryz is an excellent backup for Oden and I think he can step up now that Oden is injured.

And Bayless has beautifully groomed eyebrows.

I am still a Blazer believer.

All that being said, I hope you enjoy the pube trimmer I got you for Guy-Hanukah.

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Don't get me a pube trimmer dude because your mom ...

Now that Greg Oden is done injuring all his knees ...